I absolutely could not resist answering this one.
My immediate thought was 'mmmmm crisps'. BUT after that initial thought, I thought Quorn products would be better. They're expensive. They're tasty. We hardly ever get to eat that stuff (That's assuming 'Quorn products' would be an acceptable answer - I presume so, if people can just say 'beef' or 'chicken' or whatever.)
So. Where's my Quorn products LJ?